WTF was I thinking???

Driving across the country with a 1 year old....
Not my smartest move ever.
Two more hours to go tonight. About six tomorrow.

Oh joy!

I wonder what Brown can do for me? Do you think they run toddler specials?

Car seats!

If you don't want to hear what you're doing is wrong, then please don't ask me!! When I gave you the info, I was going by YOUR carseat's manual. I promise I wasn't making the info up. Your ped was misinformed and you misread the manual. You "technically" DID do something wrong. It wasn't a matter of a "safer" alternative. Whatever....

Well, I DON'T Thank You, Then.

The proper response when someone says "Thank You" to you is "You're Welcome." Or a nod of the head. A mumble. Something. It's not a prissy walk-away.

Also, when I ask you "What Floor?" you can answer me. Really, I've known my numbers to 12 since I was 2 years old. You do not have to swipe your own badge and press your own button, practically stepping on my foot to do so.

Is it because you have little man syndrome? Or a very small dick? Maybe both. Oh well, in that case, I'm sorry. Have a nice day.

From the Traffic Files

You know that lane that's there so you can safely get onto the interstate? The one that goes on for about 100 yards? The one that people refer to as the merge lane? (I have even heard it referred to as the Acceleration! lane!)

It is NOT called the Slam On Your Brakes and Come to a Complete Stop and Pray for a Decent Opening So You Can Drive lane. There is alot of road there in that lane.

Fucking USE it!

3 guys steal 1 truck

Dear 3 dumb guys,
If you break into the lock box, find 4 sets of keys for the 4 trucks parked next to the box, why would you steal 1 truck???? 3 guys could steal, at least, 2 trucks. if it takes one dumb guy to drive the get away car, why didn't the other 2 dumb guys each take a truck???? Dump the POS get away car & take 3 new trucks?

Now, dumb ass holes, I have to come to the office at 2am to transfer keys to the guy that really needs the truck. Since, of course, I can't leave the keys in the lock box anymore!

Repeat after me...

Just because you can wear something, doesn't mean you should. Noone should wear bicycle pants in public unless you are on a bicycle. You should most definately NOT wear them if you over 60 shopping in Sam's club wearing some 80s nautical looking shirt with it and you are 50lbs overweight.

traffic

WTF is going on? Is driving in the dark THAT much different?

Before time change: 15 min commute.

Tonight: 40 min and counting.

No wrecks.

WTF

WTF????? I lost my "what the fuck" post!!!!

tried to edit it & lost the damn thing!!!