Delays

Delays suck. Missed my flight by 5 minutes. Had to reroute through DC. Flight delayed. Friggin COLD with snow on ground here. Saw John Kerry in the airport. Not very impressive presence in person. Frankly, I don't like him anyway, but I expected more. At least he's flying
commercial. Flight had lots of turbulence and I almost puked twice. I don't get motion sick easily.

Oh yes- the WTF...

WTF do people talk with their hands on their cell phones? The gesturing excessively in a "trying to fly without wings" manner just makes you look foolish. Also, a 14 inch laptop screen does not shield the view from all angles. I saw you pick your nose. Ew.

Ugh

Why are there always the most wrecks when I am late for a plane? I think maybe the gods just don't want me in Charlotte. Ever. There must be evil there.

Also, rubber-neckers should be drawn and quartered. In front of an audience in car shaped seats that revolve around the stage in slow motion.

More travel related woes to come I'm sure.

THIS pisses me off

Why don't new clothes come with all the buttons TIGHTENED so that you don't lose one the second time you've worn the jacket? Ever? WTF dude? Is there a conspiracy with the Button Sewers of America or something? Because, when I pay $75 for a piece of clothing - I would like to be able to wear it without further assembly.

OUCH!

Why is it that once I bite my lip, I will keep biting it over and over again? WTF??? And ouch, that hurts! Also, now I look funny with my lip swollen.