Have I WTFd this before?

You are in standing traffic. Not moving. Is it really necessary to
block the driveway? It's the morning rush and it's the driveway to a
Starbucks. Get a clue. Being 10 feet closer to the interstate in
stopped traffic is not going to be a significant timesaver.

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Thank you...

for the invitation.

Dear Cube Mate

Seriously - how many noises can you make in 8 hours?

I work with this guy I will call "D-Beta" (because he works with on-air tapes all day making dubs) who chews ice, smacks food, farts, burps and has very loud conversations on the phone with his buddies with fabulous snippets like "Well, if I wasn't married, I would totally be up for it. I guess I can just watch right?"

WTF?

He also eats pork & bean sandwiches.

Enough said.