Have I WTFd this before?

You are in standing traffic. Not moving. Is it really necessary to
block the driveway? It's the morning rush and it's the driveway to a
Starbucks. Get a clue. Being 10 feet closer to the interstate in
stopped traffic is not going to be a significant timesaver.

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Thank you...

for the invitation.

Dear Cube Mate

Seriously - how many noises can you make in 8 hours?

I work with this guy I will call "D-Beta" (because he works with on-air tapes all day making dubs) who chews ice, smacks food, farts, burps and has very loud conversations on the phone with his buddies with fabulous snippets like "Well, if I wasn't married, I would totally be up for it. I guess I can just watch right?"

WTF?

He also eats pork & bean sandwiches.

Enough said.

WTF - Doctors

How come it takes 6 and 1/2 hours to call in a script for eye drops
for pink eye? Well, not that it was actually called in yet. Nor did
you call me back. So, now I am sitting in your lobby contagious. And,
my eye freaking HURTS!

Beware of nationalized healthcare. You might NEVER get your pink eye treated!

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Dear Stupid T-Ball Coaches

Little kids with aluminum bats and lightning don't mix. 

 

Love,

Me

Dear stupid drunk girl

Those men in the airport and on the flight? They were laughing AT you.

Love,
Me

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Insurance

enough said!

Jogging in the street???

If there are 3, count them, THREE, sidewalks available, why jog/run in the MIDDLE of the street?????
While driving on said street, I had to wait for 5 cars to pass in the other direction to pass a jogger that was jogging in the middle of my traffic lane. Her Ipod must have been turned up way to loud b/c she did not hear my car or my car horn when I tried to get her attention to move over out of the middle of the traffic lane. I tried to rationalize it, maybe she was physically deaf, don't hate on the Ipod. But then I saw the thing strapped to her arm w/the little wires going to her ears. Well, she must be on a good way to permanent hearing loss now.
If you cannot fathom running/jogging on one of the 3 well maintained sidewalks on the lakefront(1 next to the sea wall, 1 in the green space, 1 across the road on the home side), provided by the city, please be careful of traffic & at lease run/jog on the right side of the lane, so that cars may pass you.

I'm a good citizen for not rolling her over like an annoying speed bump with my large SUV, right?????

Lose the Loose!

Okay, I've not posted on here for awhile, but after the recent reminder that this outlet existed, and after becoming quite annoyed about this several times today, I decided to put it out there.

"Lose" means to misplace something.

"Loose" means your dog is on the run.

You do NOT need to "loose" weight; and your pants are not "lose."

Get it straight, people!

The end.

Still here.....

Hey!!! I just heard through the grapevine that this blog actually had READERS! Woo. So WTF? Why haven't you commented? Heh.


I can't get blogger at work anymore. WTF? Web gestapo nazis! Boo! But, I think I have figured out how to post from email. Hooray!

So, six months have gone by. So much WTF has happened, I don't even know where to start. Some of it doesn't involve only me, so I'm not at liberty to post it, but dudes. It is truly truly a WTF bonanza. Comment here and I shall reply by email.

I'm going to start traveling again soon, so I'm sure there will be some WTF moments forthwith.

Have a great 2008!