hazard lights are NOT for make-up & cellphone usage

Dear Stupid Bitch that was driving 35/mph with your hazard lights flashing this morning in the fast lane,

I was expecting to see an old lady with a flat tire, or a woman in labor on the way to the hospital, maybe some lumber sticking out the back window of your SUV. But NO, you were sitting in the middle of the two seats, holding your eyelid with one hand, putting eye-liner on with the other, while trying to talk & hold the cell phone with your sholder. Hazard/flasher lights are for emergencies, not make-up. If you cannot get out of bed 3 minutes earlier, you don't deserve a drivers license.
Sincerely,
Annoyed