Yes, you are cute in that frat-boy way - with your trendy clothes and your spiked up hair. However, the amount of cologne you had on could anesthetize a moose. Does your girlfriend know you go to work smelling like a $3 gigolo?
Please - Do us all a favor, and Put. Down. The. Polo. Bottle. My nostrils thank you.
3 comments:
yuck!!
how about the co-worker that smokes, then drowns in perfume?
Sweet smoke - Stinks!!!
K
I was going to post the same comment, Kathy! I hate that!
"anesthetize a moose"
WHA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA!!!!
Girl. I am going to have to remember that one.
I, personally, like it when a man's cologne burns off my nose hair. (eye roll)
Just for a giggle, check out the Bud Light "salute" to Mr. Way Too Much Cologne Wearer...
http://budlight.whipnet.com/lyrics/cologne.wearer.html
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