Monday, August 28, 2006

Dear Interstate Assholes

Dear stupid asshole who thinks the left lane of the interstate would be a good place to park,

I was carrying a box of beautiful ceramic treasures that my son made for me to work this morning in my van. Because you slammed on your brakes, I had to slam mine, and the box went flying. You are lucky that I had carefully wrapped each item before I packed them and that none of them are broken.

I hope you get bugs on your windshield.

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