Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Open Letter

Dear lady at Racetrack gas station,

You are easily over 250 pounds. Please do not wear those white stretch pants again. You might want to learn the phrase "just because they zip, does not mean they fit.". Also, mirrors can be used for good.

6 comments:

Kathy said...

I hope she was wearing red granny-panties unter them!

Donna said...

Bah-ha! A few years ago when leggings were popular (and I hear they're coming back in style), our firm had to ban them because too many fat women were wearing them without the long shirts that hide the cellulite. Guess some lawyers complained. Of course, they had to be PC about it, so they just said they weren't "appropriate work attire."

Kay said...

Kathy - It was a thong.

Donna - that happened at the state office where I used to work.

Kathy said...

YEWWWWWWW!!!!!

Donna said...

A THONG? Was it REALLY a thong, or did it just look like one? I mean, do they make them that big?? Have you guys ever seen that picture going around the Internet of the difference between Euro women and American ones? Shows what a thong should look like showing from the back of your jeans and what it definitely should not.

Kay said...

Yes, they make them that big. Lane Bryant has them up to at least a size 28.

I wore thongs at 250+ when I was preggo, but I NEVER wore white stretch pants. ;)